And in 2006, Pluto was declared not a planet. Also in 2006, Facebook went public. Coincidence? I think not!
plutocracy confirmed
So, you’re saying for thousands of years nobody knows about Pluto. Then a handful of people suddenly start obsessively monitoring the night sky and enumerating every object they can see in a big journal. More and more of them start building bigger and bigger telescopes, blowing enormous sums of money on this seemingly pointless hobby. They’re spending the most productive years of their lives sleeping through day so they can wake up in the middle of the night and count celestial objects. And then you’re telling me Pluto caused Autism?
I think you’ve placed the cart before the horse.
So you’re saying autism caused Pluto? 😳
It’s the only conclusion that makes sense.
I don’t know, I read a post on the internet that says the opposite
your gamble paid off
I feel joy for you
Lol, I see what you did there.
Can we please get an autistic info dump on pluto in this thread
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are you single
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sobbing on a telescope
Proserpina may want to have words with you.
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Kinda rude tbh.
Plenty of neurodivergent people to find one compatible. I love hearing other autists ramble, makes me feel safe and comfortable.
I don’t think they were implying that OP can’t find someone to love, but rather that they want to be with OP if op isn’t already with someone
It’s just jokes.
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those are both more valuable than zero-effort one liners
Sorry, replied to the wrong person, apologize. It was another autist not you, fixed it now.
Planet = 76 years - Dwarf = 19 years
Planet wins. Dwarf can’t even drink yet.
Dwarf can’t even drink yet.
In the US. Most countries have 18 as the limit; in most of Europe that’s only a limit on buying alcohol, not drinking it.
Its still effectively a buying limit here in the US as well. I had my first drink at 4 because I was convinced whiskey was apple juice and stole a swing, the end result was a drunk 4 year old.
I think he means their cops won’t arrest you for drinking younger.
Yes, I know about our backward ass country. The United States of America: where you may fight and die in a war at 18 but can’t have a drink.
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God bless copy-pasta and Moronic-o-Pedia.
I’m withholding opinion until I hear from Jenny McCarthy on this.
I’m just gonna hold my pinion til I see her.
But what does Ja have to say on this?
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Remade it in a different aspect ratio for my banner, feel free to steal
please make a c/spurriouscorrelations
Not sure why you’re asking me instead of OOP…
You made the banner version, but it doesn’t really matter who makes it, though.
Why not you?
Why not just randomly assign someone like it’s jury duty?
True, wanting a community and creating it doesn’t have to correlate or cause one another
Correct, just like nic cage movies cause kids to drown
Or did those with autism cause Pluto? Correlation does not prove causation. They weren’t able to fully connect the dots in the case of vaccines. They only saw a mere common “trend” among the research and ran with it.
As an autist, I agree. I wouldn’t be like this if it wasn’t for that damn
planetspace rock!They should rename Pluto to Aminoglycoside since Pluto is associated with a planet in older literature.
You at it again Andrew Wakefield?
Okay, look. I’m tired of living a lie. I caused autism. And I’m glad.
Straw men have only ever existed on planets. There are no straw men on Pluto. Therefore, Pluto is not a planet.
They (the anti-vaxxers) didn’t know about autism before they were born, therefore, antivax causes autism?
Checkmate atheist
I blame Percival Lowell for this. And his minion, Clyde Tombaugh.
Then they yanked Pluto from planetary existence, to cover their tracks!
Nice example for: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Correlation_does_not_imply_causation
You don’t really trust this leftist liberal biased wikipedia, do you?
(/s to be sure)
