Yo Joe, do a funny, pardon yourself.

2 factions of elites fighting, nothing to see here…

Did she fall down like turtle mitch did?

🤣

🤨

Ay yo where them board of directors at?

Need more Green Marios to attend board meetings.

RFK Jr. really so notalgic for the time when JFK and RFK are still alive, that he’s bringing back the plagues for nostalgia. 💀

Who said he won’t betray his urban supporters?

Cancel the Netflix version of Death Note

That shit was absolute trash

Well, the term limit isn’t gonna be an issue, life limit is probably more of an issue.

I touched something that has a CA Prop 65 warning label on it, will I die a horrible death of radiation exposure?

trump will demand him to do a nazi salute, kneel and lick his boots, then maybe there will be a pardon

Leaflets are back! Back to the good ol’ days of the World Wars.

/s

“Here’s how Bernie can still win!”

🥲

Because its funnier to see what trump does with China. Too tough and risk getting himself killed, too soft and his own base turns on him.

Also because its a hypothetical and I don’t live in that timeline.

communist dictatorships

*State Capitalist Dictatorships

Theres nothing “communist” about those so-called “communist” countries that still have rich people and huge wealth gaps, and gender inequality. Fun fact: most people in power in “communist” China, are men. In fact, all 24 Members of the Chinese Politiburo are men, zero women. Doesn’t sound very communist to me.

Every country is just capitalism under a different banner.

Its easier to hide traffic when its using the internet, everyone uses the internet. The average person doesn’t have satellite phones, so if russian intelligence agencies are detecting a satellite phone signal, thats most likely a spy. Spies would risk blowing their cover.

I’m not advocating violence, but imagine a timeline where Xi actually attends and an assassin went there to fire at trump, then missed and accidentaly shot at Xi and Xi dies. Like imagine the shitshow lol.

A headline will look like “Suspect accused of assassinating President Xi of China, during an attempt to assassinate President trump”

How is the geopolitical diplomacy ever gonna work this out? Is the China tariffs gonna be tougher and make China even more mad and make them try to assasinate a US president? Or is the tariff gonna go away to ease the tensions, but then conservatives might be mad that he didn’t go all tough on China.

When are we getting them alien tech?

Somebody please leak them.

How’s this doxxing? Theres are more than 5 million Chinese Americans just so you know, many of them has a relative in China. People talk to relative often, this is not some secret. I could be any one of 5 Million people, that’s hardly doxing. There are over 8 Million people in NYC, is it doxing for someone to say they are from NYC? When you talk about millions of people, the idea of “doxxing” doesn’t even make sense.

Also, karma doesn’t exist on Lemmy…

Shut the fuck up bitch mitch, this dude acts like he didn’t free the fucker from impeachment charges. Maybe you should’ve whipped your party to convict him, but you just had to be a spineless bootlicker.

Punishment will be a fine, and if you don’t pay the fine, you go to prison.

It will be known as the “Only Rich Kids Get To Be Mass Shooters Act of 2025”