.gov email accounts are pretty easy to get, if you want to do the Lemmy version of sending yourself flowers

I’ll leave the heavy lifting to you.

Quite unlike the premise of the cartoon, right “mydoomlessaccount” ?

You’re taking my comment too seriously :) it was obviously a joke, don’t you get it???

Cute but please don’t cheapen the idea of consent by attaching it to this low-quality bait.

The few users who have created accounts in my instance are thrilled with the direct support they get from me and my co-admin. I imagine that their original instance was something of a mill where they were treated like nuisances. It’s one of the things I love about being an admin, is the ability to protect people who would otherwise be ignored

Couple of big misses here:

Have you never heard of a blind spot? We are all different people with different experiences. --> fails to describe what a blind spot is. Although the meaning can be guessed by context, it’s important enough to state directly, as the woman’s ignorance of it is what causes the altercation. Here the artist should have focused on the original premise: how can you question how another person doesn’t know something, when you yourself have blind spots?

Another big miss: the silly ending which subverts the intent of the comic and leads to people wandering off (see comments about toilet paper below) when again it was possible to highlight the information problem.

The article cites a corporate document which lists a large number of proposed plants:

LNG Projects:

Guyana

Start-up: 2025 to 2027

Brazil (Bacalhau Phase 1)

Start-up: 2025

Papua

Start-up: 2025

Rovuma Phase 1

Start-up: 2025 and beyond

Product Solutions:

China Chemical Complex

Start-up: 2025

Fawley Hydrofiner

Start-up: 2025

Singapore Resid Upgrade

Start-up: 2025

Strathcona Renewable Diesel

Start-up: 2025

Advanced Recycling

Start-up: 2025-2027

U.S. Gulf Coast Asset Reconfiguration

Start-up: 2028-2030

Next Renewable Fuels

Start-up: 2028-2030

Specialty Products:

Proxxima™ Thermoset Resins

Start-up: 2025-2030

Advanced Coke for Battery Anode Materials (Carbon Materials)

Start-up: 2028-2030

Low Carbon Solutions:

Donaldsonville, Louisiana (CF Industries)

Start-up: 2025

Convent, Louisiana (Nucor Steel)

Start-up: 2026

Beaumont, Texas (Linde)

Start-up: 2026

Gillis, Louisiana (New Generation Gas Gathering - NG3)

Start-up: 2026

Yazoo City, Mississippi (CF Industries)

Start-up: 2028

Baytown, Texas (Blue Hydrogen)

Start-up: 2029

Lafayette County, Arkansas (Lithium Deep Brine Direct Lithium Extraction)

Start-up: 2028

Summary:

ExxonMobil is expanding its operations across Guyana, Brazil, Papua, Rovuma, China, Singapore, the U.S. Gulf Coast (Louisiana, Texas, Mississippi, Arkansas), and Beaumont with new plants expected to start up between 2025 and 2030.

white sugar makes concrete impossible to set

jesus

that sounds awful.

I love how teachers take it personally that you don’t want to do mandatory work lol. anyway. glad you made it out of there.

You’re worried about your reputation because you know people will remember you at your worst. Most people aren’t. Most people don’t care if you see them freak out in public, they’ll just come back tomorrow at the same time and pretend it didn’t happen

be black first

naw bro I get chopsticks on amazon

I’m glad you can belch now. 🍻

You sound fun to hang out with. I’m in.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdjEhb-2MFo

looking back, some of my educators were monumentally stupid

OVERSHARING TIME

My body doesn’t burp; when I drink something carbonated I have to physically gag myself with something to get the air out. When I was a kid I didn’t know this and would get pain in my stomach and didn’t understand why.

Coke with my lunch two days in a row resulted in trips to my home room teacher to ask to see the nurse, or go home. My home room teacher crossed her arms and said, “this is the second day in a row you’ve done this to us,” and lectured me about trying to get out of class. I had no way of proving that I was actually in pain. I was angry and scared and couldn’t do anything about it. Do not give me the keys to the time machine or there will be violence.

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…did he hire someone to make his girlfriend off herself?

Homemade cookies, pumpkin bread, lasagna, flowers, handmade Christmas cards are great