Maybe she’s hatched with it. Maybe It’s Maybelline
Fabiosaurus
also Fabulousaurus
But why is a dull blonde? Boring brown hair is because mammals and only make brown and orangy brown pigments. A dino’s hair(-like growth) probably wouldn’t have such limitations.
Do humans have bumps where hair attaches like how birds and dinos have bumps where the feathers attach?
AFAIK that’s how they figured that at least some dinosaurs had feathers, but high quality skin fossils are very rare for obvious raisins.
What about devious prunes?
Too devious. Would settle for a suspicious peach tho.
Same with trunks and tentacles, right?
The Metal Age.
What would be the most Karen dinosaur?
Walking Wake
Beckyosaurus with the good hair.
The dino looks like it’s about to sing nasally about the government, while shredding a guitar.
White women be like
Well, it could be argued that Trump is a cold-blooded fossil who looks kind of like that, so I think this has some merit.
