If you can see the sphere, you paid extra for the room and you knew what you were getting into.

The no marriage part is interesting, the rest carries more unintended collateral.

As a movement, removing the institutional component would affect the wider group, and their wallets.

What?

Turning up the sound from automute because you know Ukraine drop those hits!

Harambe 🦍

Plus All them Witches and Danny Brown, show would be hype, $300 is a lot but not out of the realm considering regular ticket prices.

• now that I see it’s “per day” that is indeed a bit too much.

Beckyosaurus with the good hair.

Think they’d go west over the pacific or back across the US?

Bubble sort? This wizard talk shall not pass.

My god, some of us can’t read past select queries and v-lookup ruins.

On a Friday no less.

Mythic Quest CEO Level Achieved.

Next up, stories of inappropriate conduct leak and somebody tiger’s a camero.

I wouldn’t dismiss the region so easily, Santiago can routinely take 5.+ earthquakes in a city of 6m people and laugh about it because their buildings are designed and built to so.

He owed an Austin Martin dealership. The car is a rare model worth far more than its sticker.

From what I understand about the new car business, I’d almost guarantee this car was floorplanned / purchased by the dealership itself (which he owned) and which then sold it for the final and ludacris sum listed.

I don’t doubt he is an out of touch candidate, with zero connection to his constituency and probably terrible ideas on governance, but this storey itself is slightly less remarkable than the headline suggests.

Excel wouldn’t stop converting sku numbers to date formats. IT guy was excited to share an “easy fix” for that with Open Office…

When I saw his genuine excitement as he described Linux, plus the security it provided I realized, if I ran Linux I’d have the best support in the company. And I did.

I eventually had to move on from Linux at work after 10yrs or so but it’s all I run at home.

All because of Excel and those fucking date codes. Which yes, Open Office solved as advertised.

And yes I know you don’t need Linux for that but it was a long time ago.

I find that last bit true with non-thong underwear as well.

I’m kinda surprised someone hasn’t done that yet, just as an “fuck you” to whichever country they are beefing with at the moment.

Like buy a bunch of expensive real-estate, and get locals to live there as a flop house and piss off the neighborhood.

I mean, I’m also not surprised but still.

RTJ for POTUS.

With Secretary of State DeLaRocha.

OH SHIT HE IS RISEN PRAISE BE

Sleep paralysis was part of untreated apnea for me. And it sucks.

I’m not a doctor, but you might consider a sleep study if you can.

Reddit will put themselves out of business, they don’t need help.

Sp3z is no Lukas Matsson. Probably more of a Kendall.

I only have but one Up Lemm.ee to give. Or some shit.