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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago

You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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You know which voice to use. We all know which voice to use.

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 days ago
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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    Unfortunately my wife does not appreciate her wife doing the voice. Doesn’t stop me tho

    • MisterFrog@lemmy.world
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      🫡 Edit: such a missed opportunity, since you can both say it back to each other

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    At my job, I quite often see “Monday, Wednesday, Friday” abbreviated to MWF.

    I read it in the voice once. It has proven to be the gift that never stopped giving.

  • lmmarsano@lemmynsfw.com
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    Someone explain this bullshit?

    • OpenPassageways@programming.dev
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      Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.

      In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.

    • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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      I say this to myself every day

    • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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      Why don’t you?

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        Unless someone watched Borat or recognizes some Dune character (I haven’t & don’t), this context is shit, so I can’t?

        • IhaveCrabs111@lemmy.world
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          Well that doesn’t help either of us

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    Even worse they say “the wife.” I’ve met a few of those. Could not believe they actually talk that way.

    Up there with people who use “female” far too much. Especially “females.”

    • ssillyssadass@lemmy.world
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      The only way you can use “female” in that way is ironically and rhyming with “tamale”

      • Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de
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        hot, tamales
        hot hot, tamales

  • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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    Unintentional Borat also happens a lot when people at work start talking about “learnings”

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    Fus Roh Divorce!

  • Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world
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    The skeevy teacher from Azumanga Daioh?

    • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      MAEI WAIAFU

    • Hoimo@ani.social
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      Kimura-sensei did nothing wrong

  • MycarHolmes@quokk.au
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    And I said

    • NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world
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      Did you really, though? Like, you actually said it?

  • OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world
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    Very nice

  • Kowowow@lemmy.ca
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    I always think of the lpotl version of “my wife”

    • zaphodb2002@sh.itjust.works
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      I can hear Henry’s sweat

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    At this point I am using the voice of Wolf from The great north when he does the actual voice. I don’t remember how it actually sounds.

  • Gates9@sh.itjust.works
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    I always hear Doug Benson doing it

  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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    I used to do that all the time when I lived in Van Nuys.

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    He is retired? My brother Bilo…

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    Mah wayfe

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      Muh woiyfe

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        Ma Waaaaaf

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          Closest one, the two you replied to aren’t even close.

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