Oh, I wouldn’t know, I’m not from the US. I certainly wouldn’t put it past him.

That’s exactly how I felt that too.

Sometimes a country needs a political assassination.

“What if I jump from here?” is my favorite.

Don’t give him too much credit. Assholes like Miller and Thiel are also behind this bullshit.

A novelist?? What a disappointment! /s

(But seriously, congrats, that’s no easy feat!)

Thank you for being my laziness enabler. 🙏

They were roomates

Yes, hello from the rest of the world, where not only are we owned, but complaining about it is also a self-own.

BuT TeH GeNoCiDe D:

Great job, now we have genocide AND this bullshit. Thank you so much for saving Palestine! You fucking did it, I guess.

Umm I think he told everyone who would listen.

Android folks generally know because we have to close them sometimes. Don’t know about iPhoners

And an unsuspecting seasoner! 😋

Why did the predictions get so bad? SwiftKey used to be amazing until Microshits got their dirty hands on it. I mean, it’s to be expected, but I’d like a more technical breakdown.

Funnily enough, my country’s bills do look like Monopoly money. So much so that I tried to get smart with my friend by offering him some bills for his Boardwalk, but he slapped down my shit and told me to get some get real Monopoly money. :(

I wouldn’t worry so much for the cashier as the people behind me, if looks could kill!

And cockroaches, too. They’ll haul ass and scurry away every time. They know.

Future physics will be modern magic!

Magnets?