At first I thought this was firefighters who went to prison, but turns out it’s actually prisoners being paid to fight fires.

They could just stop impeding progress and let the working class have things like healthcare and a living wage. Guess that’s too much to ask and they would prefer guillotines?

Jessica from Dune encourages her son Paul to use “the voice” which is some future space wizardry that allows him to control others.

In this case, the voice that Americans (probably mostly millennials) think of when someone says “my wife” is the voice of Borat, who develops an obsession with Pamela Anderson from a Baywatch poster and refers to her as his wife.

Clearly he deserves it, look at all the civilian deaths he’s responsible for and he started a war with Iran! Seems like the kind of guy that Trump would pardon.

That’s assuming they get their day in court…