But by not voting I show how apathetic I am and that makes me super cool, and then I go online to brag to everyone about how super cool apathetic I am…wait…am I still apathetic if I go online to brag and fight about it?

Would love to see this. Every time I’ve had the misfortune to take a family member to the ER, it’s disgusting how fast they roll that payment cart up to you and get in your face about insurance, etc.

Plot twist: In 2050, McDonald’s restaurants no longer exist, and nobody eats there anymore. However, the company still generates $66B per year with their “ad free” subscription model.

First you have to run this gauntlet of humiliation:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvgMM_IBAyU

Both are why I remain indoors.

“We enjoyed getting email. Crazy, right?”

It’s the only thing keeping me cool.

You can change the language by going into advanced tools but it’s a bit buried because Google search fucking sucks now. The results will suck regardless of which language you choose. They show you what they want you to see, not what you are actually looking for.