It will make me drive on the wrong side of the road?
Where I have I seen that dashboard?
Drink two Mountain Dew to enable braking.
We’re sorry, we detected insincerity when you said “yum, that was refreshing!” For your safety, all vehicle control functions have been disabled. Please try again in 60 seconds
ERROR: Yellow Mellow preference detected. Proceeding to Mountain Dew Education Institute. Nissan thanks you for you cooperation
They already got mine so I have to pay a subscription to big oil or they disable my car
What is going on? I’ve now seen two of this exact joke on Lemmy but one is this picture and the other is a video of a different dude in a different car with a different ad in the windshield.
Someone made a funny joke and now 50 other TikTokers have to redo it.
“Post a selfy with your delicious bag of McD’s and the hashtag #imlovinit to receive 20 minutes of ad-free windshield time! Ba da ba ba baaa”
My car keeps saying “time for a McDonald’s break!” and pulling into the drive-through. I’ve been here for five hours, please send help!
Plot twist: In 2050, McDonald’s restaurants no longer exist, and nobody eats there anymore. However, the company still generates $66B per year with their “ad free” subscription model.
The trick is simple: just don’t buy smart cars
Fuck, I can actually foresee McDonald’s advertisements being holographic projected into the bottom corner of your windshield. It’s not even much worse than what car companies are already doing with your car.
There is never enough ads.
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If yew don’t eat Fig Newtons than fuck yew.
RESUME VIEWINGPOV, huh.
POV: It’s 2050 and youve wedged your head between the passenger headrest and the door pillar
BEEP “Eyes are not on the road!”
(The word ‘road’ has the word ‘ad’ in it).
Please drink verification can.
Your POV subscription has also lapsed and you’re stuck in 3rd person view. If this subscription is not paid then you will be downgraded to top down (GTA1) view before finally going to the basic plan of text only console.
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.Text only GTA would be… interesting.
Yes… a POV
My POV reading this post.
it’s seems that everyone uses lemmy on their phone.
edit: grammar.
I don’t mean this rudely, but in English you would say “uses Lemmy on their phone”. I’m presuming this is German grammar or similar seeping through 😅
Only mentioning to avoid other people assuming you’re saying only men use Lemmy, not having a go at ya :)
Thank you. Not a native english speaker here, things like pronouns are often a headache to me. In spanish phone is a male substantive, that’s where the “his” come from.
Yeah all good friend. I commend your efforts in using a non-native language!
I had the good fortune to grow up with English, so never judge someone for making a mistake (and can relate with my German grammar, which is pretty bad, despite growing up with that too!)
I’ve seen this particular error often because German boardgames often are translated wrong, where they use “he” for “the player”.
Have a nice evening!
Reddit killed 3rd party apps, but people still need somewhere to get memes while pooping.
Only if the person paying the subscription isn’t the driver.
I welcome the new age of edgyrunners. Hacking(mostly script kiddy stuff but still) and modding is getting really popular.
He’s lucky to have the window rolling subscription
He only paid for the rolling down. It’s 2 times the cost for rolling up. 3 times the cost of it’s raining.
I’ve got the Pay-Per-Roll™ formula, it’s cheaper because most people don’t actually roll that much so a sub with infinite rolling is a waste of money.
They’ll remove the à la carte pricing once they’ve lulled you in with it.
“bro the fuck in already inline at McDonald’s why am I getting McDonald’s ads”
The future of “smart” ads
Does it make someone a profit?
Must be good according to the free market.
We will never escape the drive to enshitification under capitalism, even if we manage to get some good regulations in the short-term, a subset of reforms will always eventually be undone or loopholed.
Line must go up.
Dear lord give me Socialism in our timePlease join your local, non-Stalinist, socialist organisations and together win Socialism in our time.inb4 someone pointing out all the shitty regimes that called themselves “Socialist”. It’s not socialist unless it’s democratic, how else do the workers control society if they can’t decide collectively how to run society?
