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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago

Hard to get

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Hard to get

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 years ago
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    Every woman who talks to me wants to see my genitals.

    • Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works
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      Every man too.

      • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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        Hi, I understand there are genitals to be viewed here?

        • WarmSoda@lemm.ee
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          Hey guys, is this the place to see those genitals?

          • Llewellyn@lemm.ee
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            Genitals!

            • frickineh@lemmy.world
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              GENITALIA!

              • PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocksB
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                Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

                GENITALIA!

                Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

                I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

        • scarilog@lemmy.world
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          Chaotic neutral

      • no banana@lemmy.world
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        Including myself

        • anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Relevant username?

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            I hope to always be relevant

            • EdibleFriend@lemmy.world
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              Hi. Let’s go someplace and have people eat us.

      • defunct_punk@lemmy.world
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        Dm me

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      That’s what happens when you plated them in gold.

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    The problem is… How do you know when she interested and when not interested if she just chatting normally, i mean, I’ve been called dense many times when she didn’t do even slightest signs of affection, just friendly chatting, that’s it

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      Here is a handy guide: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

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        This is too real

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        Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

        https://m.piped.video/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw

        Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

        I’m open-source; check me out at GitHub.

    • CbtB@lemmynsfw.com
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      You show signs you like her and see how she responds. You write like you want women to offer themselves up and you pick which one you want. Nah… You offer yourself and see if she’s into it. Be subtle enough she’s not sure if you’re interested at first and ramp up until presence or lack of mutual interest becomes clear.

      If the vibe turns sexy awkward ask her out. If it turns icky awkward just stop. Letting her go gracefully when she’s not into you is key. If you over invest or don’t drop it you’ll get labeled creepy.

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      ASK.

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        Every one of those who tried to talk to me? It would be kinda cringe

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          Ehh, that’s a self-selecting feature there mate. You don’t want to be with someone who communicates through inscrutable clues and then becomes upset if you don’t pick up on them or read them wrong. That’s a recipe for an emotional bad time.

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          Just the ones you’re interested in romantically.

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          Are you trying to date every single woman who talks to you?

          I would chat for a bit and if you are feeling it say, “I’ve enjoyed our time together. Would you like to go on a date and see if our connection develops further?”, or something like that.

          I’m not an expert in dating by any means, and I get that flirting exists, but I don’t have time for anyone who would be offended by a straight-forward question like this.

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          Every one of those who tried to talk to me?

          The ones you are interested in a more romantic relationship with, yes.

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        If you can’t communicate clearly, you’re not ready to be in a relationship.

        Not sure if you mean the person you’re replying to or the women in question

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    There is a difference between hard to get and impossible to get

    • Agent641@lemmy.world
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      Help me reject this boy

      • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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        ??

        • Piemanding@sh.itjust.works
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          It was a meme somewhere on Lemmy yesterday. It was a girl accidentally sending a screenshot and texting that to the boy.

          • GladiusB@lemmy.world
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            Oh I saw that. I just didn’t connect what I said to what you said.

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    Lol true not everyone wants to fuck everyone people men and women could be just friends

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    Ouch.

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    I also wouldn’t fuck a zoomer who unironically uses AAVE.

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      You got that from… four words?

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        Also wtf? So what if they do?

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          They’re concerned about the first A in AAVE I think

          • jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org
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            wtf does that initialism even mean?

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              African American Vernacular English

              I’m not really educated enough on the subject to say too much about it without sounding ignorant, but that’ll get your google search started

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              An acronym is a word that when it’s abbreviated you say aloud like it’s a proper word. Take for instance Self Contained Underwater Breathing Aparatus… When you say it aloud it creates a word. Scuba.

              Initnialisms are abbreviations that when you talk about them don’t get turned into words but you spell them out by letter. Like FBI. You don’t say something like “Ffffbee” cus it’s kind of awkward. You refer to it by it’s initials hence initialism.

              Sometimes you get a weird distinction where something could be easily both but culture makes it one or the other like the World Health Oganization could have easily been an acronym but for clarity sake they chose to propagate it as the initialism. W. H. O.

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                I was asking about the initialism in the previous comment, not what the word itself means. I assumed that no one is going to attempt to pronounce that.

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