I… what… I was a waitress in the 2000’s. I was unsure about the job security so during my lunch break one day, I went to the phone company shop next door where they hired me, so reading your story was really unsettling until that point. Turned out I was bored with the city and left for another country shortly after. Didn’t buy bitcoin later.

I I’d say Lee Pace

You mean… You can … Bottle up petrichore ??? How come is there no wide range of perfume/candle/lotion and whatnot?

Can I make it at home, if so, how would I go about it with everyday items? Can streptomyces cause health issues?

I read it as to be queef

Infamous?

Ouuuhh interesting! Watcha gonna study?

Oh my! All those don’t ring any bell at all. I remember him being a self absorbed school kid who tried to have sex with a sex worker lady? Was I hallucinating?

Your nice mom has a wrapped view of “having a good time” and “making it work”

The frog, maybe?

There are apple links in the US and they are delicious.

Donkey Kong on a "lap"top the size of 3 Britannica. It was magic.

There is something so freeing about not caring about what piss of management. The day I realize that being efficient and managing to meet crazy deadlines was not benefiting me in any way was like a gasp of air after drowning in the mindset that working hard will get you recognized. Instead, when I started to say no and not caring, I got a raise? Of course, ymmv.

“I will magnanimously cancel your pop pop membership and I’m happy to enroll your dog and you for our ash scattering program. The first hour is free and you can cancel anytime you want after only 45 years, even if Floofy dies, you can keep his membership as a souvenir. You’re welcome 🤗!”

Or bring with you an urn, wether the victim is dead or not.

You can do that in the proper lane, the right one

Aka, niceholes.

I honestly think that humor is the answer to most if not all issues. Bit iffy since we don’t share the same but humor is the answer. That and puppies and kittens…

Edit: and elephants!

And what even are beautiful cameras???

The turn of your sentence makes it sound like it wouldn’t be wild if he didn’t turn up.