Jesus, I read this three times this morning before I remembered that that dinosaur is still alive.
Mitch may not be happy tonight, but he’s still smiling about it.
I remember there being news earlier this year about Mitch saying sorry for shit he’s done. Probably was visited by three ghosts. 🌝
1 is lindsey graham, confronted him.
Graham looks around, ”wait, I’m ghost number one?” He was about to complain, but saw #2 was dick Cheney, and shrugged to himself. Leaning over, he whispered “Yeah, okay, you’ve got me beat, but you shot a man in the face and then made him apologize. Who could possibly be the third ghost?”
A rattling Bavarian accent floats towards them, “sometimes it takes a turtle to convince a turtle,” Graham and Cheney roll their eyes, trying and failing to seem good-natured and we cut to credits.
Really? I missed that. Was that after he came out in a wheelchair?
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