this meme was literally my first exposure to porn when I was like 10 on my grandmas computer lol
I was just looking for hamster images to print and cut out because I had an obsession with hamsters 😭
You’re not alone. John Oliver also has a hamster obsession.

But he also has a weird fetish for hamsters in speedo’s.
Florida won’t let me. Can you share some cute pics?
A lil something to get you started:


Found Kash Patel’s account.
Wouldn’t ten make more sense?
That would have made the joke better for sure.
It says i need to take a photo of my balls to verify my age
That’s odd. It told me I also have to take a photo of your balls to verify my age
Porn site founders: We’re gonna build a porn site!
Open source platform founders (Mastodon, Python, Lemmy): Let’s name it after an animal and make it our logo!
XHamster founders:

Wait… This site is NOT named after Ian Fraser “Lemmy” Kilmister?
Uninstalled!
Wait… he is also an animal. It’s ok.
“We are worse than animals, we hunger for the kill.” Lemmy
The official word from the devs is actually that it was named after Lemmy Kilmister AND the animal!
AND the video game!

And a hot plate!

Somehow I think it would be a bigger problem if xhamster did have hamsters.
This is my favorite posts this morning. Made me smile and silently laugh internally.
Good thing you didn’t silently laugh externally
If that had been the case they would’ve written “SLOL.”
This is pure lemonparty.org propaganda to trick you into porn.
Knowing what xhamster is must be how leela feels when shes zapp brannigan.
The ACTUAL site is xviiihamster.com
Well, I mean, if you insist
TIL, that I’m a hamster!
Reminds me of that cool website dedicated to goats (goatse.cx)










