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I have a structured settletrump but I NEED CASH NOOWWW!!! Call a FUCK-KING MORON 877-MAGA-NOW!!!
I will also do this, just PM me!
I’ll do better. Give me $100 now and I’ll give you $50,000 when the trump checks come in.
But wouldn’t you rather have $4,000 than 100?
That’s a 25% profit! Better than the stock market!
You could invest the extra dough in Trump crypto!
You must not have that $100,000 yearly early access to truth social posts.
MAGA voters want a bigger payoff than that, and besides they’re broke. Hey guys, give me just $499 today and you can have my DonaldBucks as soon as they arrive!
Did you mean $4.99? No way most of them have $499 available after refueling their emotional support vehicles in this economy.
I’ve trained my two year old daughter to refer to cyber trucks as “the ugly car”. Gives me a chuckle every time.
Appa! Those peoples are driving ugly car!
Normally I’d do it for $1000, but for the next two days I’ll do it for half that, only $500!
What a deal, there’s literally no downside!
technically this is just a super clean explanation of how debt purchasing works, an estimation of odds of an outcome happening by two parties.
But MAGA won’t pass the marshmallow test.
This is a great example of that test being about trusting authority
Thank you for the financial advice Mr. Cat, very cool !
Cats always give such good financial advice!
I forgot but didn’t a handful of people get filthy rich by buying out people’s war bonds post WWI?
I’m sure they did. A bunch of people certainly got rich buying up tarif responsibilities before they got refunded
I’d do it for $3995
I’d do it for 1k.
When he made the announcement he said that the only condition is that you spend it in America. I kind of imagined a card that could only be used at American grocery and big box stores.
It’s a $5000 store credit to a Trump branded merch shop probably
And the cheapest item they sell is a MAGA hat, for $5020.
It’s gotta be $5,047 at least
a gift card that only works on the trump store and it’s fully tax payer funded.
