Trump wants to relabel New Mexico as New America days after changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake Ameria
Donald Trump has already changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, and now he’s targeting a US state for a rebrand.
Trump is spending the holiday weekend dreaming up his next demand to relabel America’s geography. He posted a map on Truth Social Sunday afternoon of New Mexico, but the word Mexico was crossed out and replaced with America.
Relabeling the southwestern state on the U.S.-Mexico border as New America is reminiscent of an executive order he signed early in his second term, in which he changed the name of the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America.
Oh and how about the gas prices soaring due to shortages, because he fucked up in Iran when thinking that would be another distraction?
Glorious Leader Aladeen
His effectiveness as a leader has been very Aladeen.
He deserves to be Aladeen.
This MF is such an embarrassment . Just boundless stupidity every fucking day . Give us one day man damn .
In a sane world this guy would be in a nursing home somewhere.
What about New York, New Jersey and New Hampshire? Four New Americas is going to get confusing. Since stupidity seems to be the primary objective, I would suggest:
New Mexico -> New America
New York -> New New America
New Jersey -> New New New America
New Hampshire -> New New New New America
Only New Mexico is the problem to him. The other three states don’t contain the name of a place where a lot of brown people live.
I have never seen such creativity before /s
New York is going to be New Trumptown soon…
It’s almost as if his syphllitic, dementia-addled brain can’t remember the names of things so he just calls every thing “America”
He is the dog that finally caught the car. He never knew why he chased it, just that there was a need within him to chase it. And because he expended so much effort into chasing the car he now needs to demonstrate to all the other dogs that he totally knew what he was doing the whole time and even more totally knows what a car is and what to do with it.
This is why he doesn’t actually do anything truly “presidential.” His idea of being president is the same as when my kid was 8 and said “if I’m ever president, I’m gonna…” and then some cute but completely totalitarian nonsense comes out their mouth. Just as he’s the poor man’s idea of a rich man, he’s a child’s idea of the president.
we are so cooked as a people when a competent president comes in, it’ll be Obama all over again but worse, maybe 10 years before we get a snowden situation revealing all the secrets
And the sad part is that there are still people who worships him and in their eyes can do no wrong.
Like Megamind if he never had the hero arc
Just to be clear, he hasn’t renamed shit. No one is actually gonna follow these bullshit renames after he’s dead or out of office. People in every other country and half of your own won’t and anyone who does is gonna be a laughing stock. Fucking moronic shit the media spends time legitimizing.
Im going to continute to deadname the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario, all my trans homies are doing it.
They’re not deadnames. Its called ignoring malicious labels.
It’s not dead naming. We’re not talking about sentient bodies of water here.
Cool I don’t care.
So, if the USA is so great, then why did they make USB?
Goddammit, you beautiful genius!
jesus fucking christ i cannot wait until he finally fucking dies.
Ahhh, the democrats only strategy
Oh man you’re so fucking edgy and clever. Where can i read your newsletter?
… did you just snark me?
Im fucking crying right now.
Along with all his shit for brains supporters.
Good news. Boomers die at the rate of one every 14.2 seconds.
Yeah, because lake Vance and New Vance sound so much better.
How long did the nazi party in germany last after hitler alt-F4’ed himself?
How about Marshall Applewhite, is his cult still going strong?
This is not the same as nazi Germany. It’s bad, the net fascist age, but not exactly the same.
Nobody respects that little turd, especially MAGA. They won’t do Jack shit for anyone that he’s not ordered to by the GOP.
No one respects that turd, yet he’s currently vice president. The way it is currently going it doesn’t look like there is much democracy left so if he wants to take power and hold on to it, he probably can. As long as he keeps the oligarchs happy. And he was put there by one of the most influential one, so even if some are not happy with JD Turd, Thiel will make sure they will step in line. This is how a dictatorial regime works. It is how Russia, North Korea and Turkmenistan are being run, among other dictatorships.
Those who accuse someone of having Trump derangement syndrome should be called pedophile defenders.
Trump derangement syndrome
Remember, there were conservatives that claim to actually be adults, in office, that advocated for making that a real mental illness, Soviet style.
Meanwhile, I don’t think I’ve ever seen any example of someone with any of this “derangement”. It’s just people that point out tiny-d donnie’s terrible qualities.
You know another name for a Pedophile Defender?
Pedophile.
If there is a Nazi sitting at a dinner table and the other 9 people aren’t actively beating the absolute shit of them then there are 10 Nazis having dinner together
Oh yeah, US midterms are coming. Finally realised what’s driving this guys maniac episode.
I’m writing this from the future, October 2028, from my desk on America St., America, in America County, capital of the state America, in the America-West region of America, to issue a warning…
Wait till he realizes there’s places called South and Central America.
Well obviously, he’s supreme ruler of those too!
Seems like America is becoming the new Taco Bell.
Honestly Taco Bell is one of America’s best institutions.
After the franchise wars… all restaurants are TacoBell.
AmericaBell and McAmerica?
Taco Supreme Ruler
Demolition Man was a prophecy!
Ring the TACO bell!
What if he learns that America is named after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who couldn’t ever have been a US citizen because he died over 250 years before the USA even existed.
He’ll rewrite history. Now it will be named after Tim America, the first American
You know he’s gonna name the guy America Trump, his great great grandfather.
Fake olds
Those will soon be changed to South and Central Mexico. Can’t besmirch the AmericaTM brand on shithole countries.
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Aladeen St., Aladeen, in Aladeen County, Capital of the State Aladeen, in the Aladeen-West region of Aladeen.
“We got your test results back. You’re Aladeen.”
I have an idea for a “funny” thing.
- Buy a domain called EverythingAmerica.whatever
- Run an instance of Open streetmap (or similar)
- Rename everything “America”.
- Giggle and barf
Is it still called Earth?
Actually no. We are now America-3 in the America System.
…in the “MAGA Way” Galaxy, about to merge with Androamerica to form the new America Galaxy, all part of the Laniamerica Supercluster…
(Spaceballs? Oh, shit, there goes the planet)
What’s gas prices like?
Are you talking about America fuel?
Fun fact: Petrol is a leftover term from a brand of gasoline. It’s the same product. Like ‘Hoover’ to ‘vacuum cleaner’.
America per gallon :(
All time high
