I like to stick my finger through the gap and ask the passerby to pull my finger, it’s the only way to release the gas.

The ass opens its hole and shit pours out, more news at 11!

“We have an infiltrator! But if you want to join, email me here and check out my social for details.”

Real smooth brain, this one.

You’re a double amputee Harry.

Colbert offered

John Oliver

Fuck Tillis and all these spineless Republicans that suddenly find a voice once they have nothing to lose. They’ve failed to serve their constituents and this country again and again just to appease Trump and avoid his toddler tantrums when someone doesn’t fall inline lockstep. Fuck’em all.

or hostels

My goto was always Richard Edward, or Dick Ed for short.

Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does for money.

In appealing, Peyton argued that “there was no pastoral good to be accomplished” by excommunicating him. He also said his wife and six children felt unwelcome in the Catholic church because of his excommunication, meaning it had “harmed the spiritual lives of eight Catholics” in one fell swoop.

Publicly on display since 2018, can’t forget Trump siding with Putin over his own intelligence service…just shameful.

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-44852812

You about a size 14?

They rally 'round the family

With a pocket full of shells

Bulls on parade

Campbell’s