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“Who is it?” is my go to.
I just say Come In
Occupied
I lay on a thick country accent and say “Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!”
Yes, come in?
“busy”
slight pause
“With myself”
I haven’t found a reason to say anything.
“The hole is in the right wall.”
“What’s the password?”
“If my ass you wish to see, answer this riddle to me”
“I’ve got the stuff, do you have the money?”
I don’t know if it was intentional, but I like how your riddle option feels like you are so disappointed that nobody ever gets all 3 riddles from “answer these riddles three” and in your loneliness you have just dropped 2 of the riddles and the last remaining riddle is so basic that you can take just about any response as a correct answer.
Get out while you still can!
I just say “occupied” with a certain degree of annoyance like “I’m in here now and I know you’re out there and I’ll do my best to be out shortly but my body might do some weird stuff and I’ll be in here as long as I need to be”.
I get anxious and accidentally say “Ocupado” more then half the time, even though English is my first language and I failed Spanish.
Lol. I forgot I used to say that too! It’s even better because it makes the person outside think you don’t speak English.
I only know crazily trying to open the door, because they don’t know what a locked door means…
Occupado homey
You’re FINALLY here!
Just leave the door open and nobody will knock
