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“Come back with a warrant!”
“Nein! Ich habe farfrompoopen!”
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
Occupied.
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
“Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”
Let’s get ready to rumble.
Fuq orf am shiten
THANK GOD, I NEED A WITNESS!
“STOP! STOP! YOU’RE MAKING IT GO BACK IN!!”
“I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?”
“Fuck off” making sure to shout it as loud as the knock.
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVERWow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Want some ?
Ask them if they want to play battle shits?
I understoon that reference.
