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minus-squareStillAlive@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·14 hours ago Love Canal Oookay. Hooker Chemical Now you’re just pulling my leg.
minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up31·edit-211 hours agoHere’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper: SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·5 hours agoThat’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-29 hours agoHow about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
minus-squarejqubed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up28·13 hours agoStrange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·2 hours agoDamn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
minus-squareDr_pepper_spray@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·11 hours agoHooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.
Oookay.
Now you’re just pulling my leg.
Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:
SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
Strange but true. The disaster led to the legislation that created the Superfund program.
Damn, now I need a superfund for my hooker in love? And all I wanted was a handy…
Hooker… Love canal… Hooker… Love canal… nope, nothing funny there.