GolfFoxtrotLima@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 24 小时前Self-Regulationlemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square43fedilinkarrow-up1838arrow-down111file-text
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minus-squareViking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up33·edit-218 小时前Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper: SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
minus-squareDejected Warp Core@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 小时前That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·edit-216 小时前How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”
Here’s the headline if I had been the editor of the local newspaper:
SUPERINTENDENT REGRETS HOOKER LOVE CANAL PURCHASE AFTER DISEASE OUTBREAK
That’s right up there with “MAN LANDS ON MOON” for headlines that move maximum ink.
How about: “Hooker superintendent has messy spill in backyard love canal.”