WHOAAAA BLACK BETTY
RHINO HAM
amber lamps
Balam balam
Something about saying panda jam out loud is somewhat uncomfortable.
“Oh black Betty, panda jam…”
Amber lamps.
I remember a dialogue in the old game Outcast, in which the protagonist, pretty much a standard, rough 90’s action hero type guy, is offered a drink. Which is apparently made from the fermented guts of a local beast. Some sort of big feline-like thing if I remember correctly.
He declines saying something like “That one is probably too strong for me”.
Pandas apparently arent endangered anymore, guess we have the jam to thanks
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I’m hunting for,
Is a preserve that tastes good…
See my jam, see my jam, made from giant panda ham.
I bet that’s good on marble rye.
This just makes me wonder if panda jam would taste good.
Sound like something Jamie Oliver would make…
I said preserve them, not jam them
The jam should be white with black spots.
Dude you gotta peel it first.
Pickled manatee is da bomb!
I prefer pickled owl beaks.



