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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 days ago

*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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*landbastard intensifies at the right of replacing a 2 dollar light switch".

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BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to Memes@lemmy.ml · 11 days ago
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  • velma@sh.itjust.works
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    A landlord complaining about having to do their job? Shocked

    • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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      Based on every landlord I’ve seen, they’re complaining about not doing their job twice as much

    • ChicoSuave@lemmy.world
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      Landlords just don’t want to work anynore

    • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca
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      In the most charitable interpretation, the rent price only barely covers the wear and tear without wfh, but we all know that’s not true.

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    Damn, poor landlord will have to spend a little bit more of my fucking money to fix it.

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      Yeah. When they complain I always want to ask them “Really? What did you do with the last $2,000 I gave you?” like a disappointed father.

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    Well, if you think that’s bad you should get a job

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    So much woe is me with these fuckers. If it’s so terrible being a landlord then sell up and get a job.

  • PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml
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    Just rent by the hour like in brothel L-MAO 土改 now

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    genuinely cant tell if this is ragebait or not

  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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    Can I be unemployed from home? UFH

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    So, we get rent discounts for going on vacation then right?

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      I turn on the light maybe 20 minutes a day for eating and maybe finding something. Do I get a discount because I like to live in the dark?

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        As a fellow creature of the night, I keep my windows and blinds closed at all times, that’s cutting down on both UV and other weather damage.

        Check please.

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    You can live in the home you pay rent for, but only during certain hours.

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    If I’m paying rent, I’ll be in the unit as often as I damn well please. Simple as.

  • Magister@lemmy.world
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    Isn’t a light switch 99¢ or less especially if you buy a pack of 10 ? This does not justify a $200/month increase if you WFH like I saw in an ad. I wasn’t sure it was a joke or not

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      A decent switch will run you about $2.48USD. Not sure about contractor packs but I’m sure it’s cheaper. Your point still stands.

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        As if a landlord would ever buy a decent switch and not the absolute cheapest one

  • slacktoid@lemmy.ml
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    Let me play a dirge using the worlds smallest violin

  • atomicbocks@sh.itjust.works
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    So they don’t rent to stay at home parents either then right???

  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net
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    Just wait until I get my package of live termites in the mail! I ordered it off of amazon while I was working from home!

  • Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works
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    Yeah, hi, um… Fuckface McParasite… You have literally zero fucking say over what people do in their home you fucking moron. If that means your precious fucking lightswitches wear out faster, too bad, so sad.

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