At least on Lemmy we have the rodent mascot

Sumo guys attack and maneuver really fast too. It’s just when they hit the open field, the football dudes are going to have a much faster 40m time.

This is literally the point of an offensive line already, you think those boys can’t sumo wrestle?

Pretty sure the Leftist there would agree

Hope you like making paperclips while Clippy watches you and ratchets up your productivity expectations, buddy.

~also a joke, but an AI with surveillance capabilities has the potential to be a really annoying boss. See Amazon drivers that aren’t allowed to wipe their brow while they drive or take a pee break~

Yeah I have a 20mph one and it feels pretty reasonable tbh

And super inconvenient mountains that you have to route tracks above, around, and through.

Fair enough! Sorry to generalize about the geography of a state I don’t live in. I just drove through Amarillo a couple years back and it was so empty out there that it made a lasting impression 😅

Have you seen how empty Texas is? And how flat it is? It’s kinda ideal train territory. If Norway and Switzerland can set up train routes, the Great Plains certainly can.

The King’s Peach type shit

It feels like the enshittification cycle is so fast these days. There’s not even any time to get comfy as a frog in the pot before they turn up the gas! 🐸

Mazel tov!

Yo! Me too! #FapFoop

I never knew that they cut a Ninji partner from the game! They would have been adorable, I’m sure.

I love playing Paper Mario 64 randomizers over at https://pm64randomizer.com/! If you haven’t played in a long time, I highly recommend trying it out! You can unlock upgrades, badges, partners, and key items in a random order and have a fresh adventure every time you play.

Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this

This would be perfect if it had “throwing ass” as one of the positives

He’s been listening to Rubio again…

Yeah this is a reheated take that should have been posted in 2015.

I hate the “when” framing of this headline. That framing alone is propaganda to make it seem inevitable.

I instinctively downvoted this out of pure disgust. Then undid it because unfortunately this is relevant news, not his post. Yuck.