Mazel tov!

Yo! Me too! #FapFoop

I never knew that they cut a Ninji partner from the game! They would have been adorable, I’m sure.

I love playing Paper Mario 64 randomizers over at https://pm64randomizer.com/! If you haven’t played in a long time, I highly recommend trying it out! You can unlock upgrades, badges, partners, and key items in a random order and have a fresh adventure every time you play.

Barely not real, it’s a paraphrase of his recent Truth post. but yeah he didn’t tweet this

This would be perfect if it had “throwing ass” as one of the positives

He’s been listening to Rubio again…

Yeah this is a reheated take that should have been posted in 2015.

I hate the “when” framing of this headline. That framing alone is propaganda to make it seem inevitable.

I instinctively downvoted this out of pure disgust. Then undid it because unfortunately this is relevant news, not his post. Yuck.

Accountability in the USA has been so poor that it’s forcing other countries to follow through just to prove they’re better (they are better, to be clear)

Happy birthday, idiot

Plus you can have a book club and talk to your kids about something they’re excited about!

Vibe based astronomy already exists - it’s astrology!

Agreed.

“Warehouses” is such a dehumanizing term for de facto prisons [EDIT: Concentration Camps… I have no problem using the correct terminology for what this is]… I’m so angry. We all know where this leads. We have to stop them.

I think part of it is that being able to get by without a car on a daily basis in America usually means that you own premium real estate that is close to the workplace and crucial infrastructure.

Having said that, it’s also just terminal car-brain shining through.

I mean, the people did vote for her… if someone is gonna have to be the puppet/figurehead it should still be her, not the previous administration.

It can’t be revoked or transferred, he just has the physical token. He’s an idiot.

If he wants something shiny, and it has a chance of protecting even one Venezuelan family from senseless tantrums, might as well hand it over. It’s not exactly a bold move but it is a peaceful one, and it might help.

I theorize he is trying to get into heaven (???) and he might believe that the only thing that could cancel out all his sins is to become the Nobel Peace Prize winner (???) through violence (???)

None of this makes any sense if you don’t have severe dementia.