Edit: you all are getting rusty. :( It’s okay, I’m getting old, too.

Definitely fuck Will Smith. I don’t know who any of the others are.
I’m at a loss that you don’t know who Denzel Washington or Samuel J. Jackson are!?
I know who Samuel L Jackson is, but I wasn’t sure if I recognized him. I know who Denzel Washington is more vaguely but wouldn’t be able to recognize him in general.
This isn’t fuck, marry, kill.
It’s cast, lose lose lose?
More like fuck, marry, miscarry.
Seriously? These actors have done a lot of films. Multiple academy awards between them.
I don’t watch movies. Just not really an interest of mine.
Forest Whitaker for every character. I don’t care if the movie is Barbie 2. This is non-negotiable.
I’m gonna cast Forest Whitaker and make Ghost Dog 2.
I actually never saw Ghost Dog. I know, I know, it’s a huge loss on my part. I need to check it out.
Ghost Dog is my favorite movie of all time.
Wish granted, but you now must also make Battlefield Earth 2 with your whole chest.

Cast for what? They have different skill sets
Agreed. Each is great in different ways, but I could get lost in all of their eyes.
We are doing a live action pokemon reboot with Denzel Washington as Ash.
“You are director”?
I would choose Forest Whitaker as my assistant. He’ll be a good ethics guy.
The others have all had their moments where ethics were entirely forgotten.
I’d cast slapboi only into a garbage bin, where he belongs to.
I’d take the eyepatch off the first guy and put it on the last guy
What even caused Nick Fury’s loss of vision? Wasn’t he attacked by an alien or something?

Horrific.
A cat scratched his eye lol, yes the cat is an alien
That’s not a cat, it’s a Flerken.
Nice, it’s been so long since I’ve seen the movies or read the comics that I’ve lost all memory of the story details.











