Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.
Time to make some agua de pepino.
One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend’s farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???
Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes… I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90’s outlining someone’s grandma’s recipe for peasant Polish soup from “the war”. It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.
It was ok. Really made you feel like a peasant.
That’s quite a story. Cucumber soup sounds not good. Agua fresca is the way to go. Maybe make a Japanese Sunomono salad. Obviously just make pickles.
Yeah I didn’t know about this back then, and I didn’t think of pickles for some reason. I was hyper fixated on a “meal” solution
Idk about you but pickles can be a meal, maybe add some deli meat, cheese, and crackers, but honestly just pickles is good too.
I’d probably pickle them all. But then again, I love pickles.
If you don’t love pickles, probably not a good idea.
something’s not quite right…
This is a really good shop honestly
My brother and I have been calling it that ever since Oblivion came out.
what did you call it in Morrowind?
I think our Morrowind was in Russian…
Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Honestly, one of my least favorite RPG mechanics. Especially when it’s a game that surrounds you with an endless amount of useless shit to pick up.
Yes I know that’s the point. I don’t care, I hate it.
Sadly, I’m under-cucumbered since @[email protected] stopped posting to [email protected]
Ich bin Gurken-Rick!
They did? Oh no, I just thought the posts were very irregular.
Is this “don’t buy too much cucumbers, you don’t need then”-awareness month? Asking for a friend
This is “you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant” month.
Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does
just make pickles by the barrel
…and me sitting over here unencumbered…
How many are rotting in your fridge right now?
Or am I undercucumbered?
One of my Baldur’s Gate parties once came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao
