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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

You know who you are 🫶🏻

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You know who you are 🫶🏻

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    you are enough

    Thank you for the affirmation, sometimes I feel like I don’t deserve anything good in my li…

    we don’t need more of you

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    😢

  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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    I feel seen

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    Finally a meme that doesn’t mention Mitch McConnell by name.

    • Chivera@lemmy.world
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      You just did

    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world
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      23 hours ago

      You should’ve called him the Turtle man. XD

    • mbp@slrpnk.net
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      Now the comments do!

    • FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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      Reminds me of that time Roger Ailes died.

  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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    Too weird to live, too rare to die

    • bstix@feddit.dk
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      Garden gnomes?

      • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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        They’re always called garden gnomes, as if they don’t go home at night and have their own things to do.

    • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world
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      Hey, I got a trick question for you;

      The Earth. Is is it round or flat?

      • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world
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        It’s a very mildly textured oblate sphereoid.

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          No it doesn’t exist, silly

          • Bad_Ideas_In_Bulk@lemmy.world
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            Things that don’t exist have traits all the time.

            • Reborn_Mormon@lemmy.world
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              In what time do they have traits, if not within the confines of the existence-illusion complex as we can currently extract experience from?

  • edgyspazkid@lemmy.wtf
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    U2

  • YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world
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    You’re not going to get me to stop eating Taco Bell. I will continue to expand my ass to a size never before seen.

    • QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world
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      That’s hot, cupcake. ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ ~)

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    That won’t stop me from the ultimate goal of cloning myself to become an innumerable army of supersoldiers!

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      Don’t bother, I tried and the super soldiers just kept fucking each other.

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    • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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      Welp we tried. But apparently Gork is impervious to memes! Who could have seen that coming!

    • gaiussabinus@lemmy.world
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      Easy there Horatio

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      If the clones start having sex with each other, is it incests or is it masturbation?

      🤔

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        Whichever one makes it hotter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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        If you are flexible enough to suck your own dick, that’s masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it’s attached to another meat pilot, but it’s exactly the same dick.

        So no one is excluded

        Swap the word dick for pussy, if you don’t have a dick.

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          Makes sense. Thank you MeatPilot.

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        Identical twins are natural clones. It’s not that clones are some magical copy, just two individuals sharing the same DNA

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      Planting your socks in radioactive soil isn’t going to work, I keep telling you this.

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    You think that now, but just wait 'til you get a load of sundray2!

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    Honestly one of me is too many. Bye Bye all!

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    I certainly do. I’m a Mormon Occultist and a master baiter. I said, I’m a fisher of men. Someone will respond, and if they don’t, I’ll jist start talking to myself and have a real funky time.

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      Fuxk I spelled just wrong. Guess .y life if over

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      Do you like to fondle your own self, my dude?

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        Bro, there is no such thing as a “self.”

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