I find your bathroom.
I piss in your toilet already.
Wait a moment, I’ll hit the tp you left here
Used to get delivery from a place that just yelled “tasty foo!” Really loud.
Literally somehow they always got up a 4 floor walk up in manhattan past multiple locked doors and would be in front of the your apt door like ninjas. Just shouting “tasty foo!” In the intercom less than a minute before showing up at the door. A real talent
“so I just leave it on your kitchen counter ok”
What? I didn’t get it
Im in your apartment right now.
Give it to me then! I’m cravin’
The food is coming from inside the house!
HE LEFT OUT A WORD.
So… he was in someone else’s apartment? o_O
I think he means the apartment building, it would be weird if he could find his way into someone’s home without realizing it
He must have meant the building that our apartments are in but it caught me off guard ngl lol
But where was phone?
