There’s plenty of evidence. The voices he hears all promised that it’s true, and they say they’re all doctors and wizards and wizard doctors.

I mean, do you blame them? The more I look at the world and a lot of it’s leaders and shitsacks, the more I start to suggest nuclear holocaust as the best way forward as well.

Nah, the aliens are the ones doing the probing. Turns out the lizard people aliens are furries, and they been stuffin his muffin.

I got something else. It seems that psychotic looking conventionally attractive women are my thing.

I can fix her.

I mean, if she pours it on everything…

Would. But not then. Now. GILF 4 lyfe.