Ya’ll joke but I’m old enough to remember how fucking annoying it was when the dinosaurs were around. The fuckers shat everywhere, just like a gigantic gaggle of geese, but some of those assholes were big enough that their poop was basically the size of a goose. Sometimes they’d poop right where we made our stone tools and we’d have to spend days depooping, just absolute days wasted doing that.
I was the dino in that era i can confirmed that happened but i will apologize as i wasnt able to hold it in anymore
that’s right. I was there then, and I am still here now.
Pleased to meet you, hope I guessed your name
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Thought I recognized the style — credit to xkcd. Please cite your source / sorry if I missed it!
I look forward to having a dinosaur friend
They’re living in the trees now…
You can buy dinosaur food on Amazon.
Just fuck our shit up, fam.
JURASSIC PARK:
ARMAGEDDON
australia and indonesia will feel a 1mil high tidal wave first after all indian ocean islands.
Shit that’s near me. Can’t wait to have a pet pterosaur
Where do you live!? Cocos islands?
Wikipedia tells me Cocos Island is in the pacific, off the coast of Costa Rica
aha ! there’s another one
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cocos_(Keeling)_Islands
I’m in Mayotte which is not quite under the target but close enough for a flight of pterosaurs to land I think
That’s where MH370 went missing… coincidence?
You saying that pilot was trying to bring back the dinosaurs?
I’m not not saying that…
