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It’s a valuable lesson for him to learn the hard way.
Having to route your request through the proper channels to get things done.
“Did you submit a ticket?”
Well yeah kid; how the fuck is the Tooth Fairy™ delivery guy supposed to know if your parents don’t sign-in to their localtoothfairy.com app?
I heard the app collects personal data they sell to Big Dental.
it’s true. they use tracking cookies
The cookies are a ploy by Big Dental to give you more cavities they can fill
Nah the tooth fairy requires you to tell your parents as part of her fairy contract.
Last Christmas my daughter kept getting closer to figuring things out until one night she cryptically said, “I can’t wait until I’m an adult so I can learn about grown up secrets.”
“What kind of secrets are those?”
“You know, like if Santa wasn’t real or something.”
“Well if Santa wasn’t real, then we’d definitely want to keep that secret from kids like your little brother, so we’d never ever talk about it.”
“Oh yeah.”
Then she never mentioned it again.
It may have been our fault for doing way too many holiday activities. She must have met four or five different Santas that year.
Wrong lesson, kid. Hide other people’s teeth under your pillow & keep telling your parents you lost another tooth. Infinite cash.
same with blood donations. The hard part is them stopping to ask questions about whose blood is in the bucket
Why is this marked NSFW? I was expecting to derail the train.
Read the title.
See my brain OCR said “Tooth Fairy Spiders” and I was like “Oh THAT makes sense but I’m feeling brave.” But ended up sort of confused. 😂
I’d always put the money in an envelope with my kids names written to be all magical and fancy looking but didn’t try especially hard to disguise my handwriting. When my daughter was probably eight she just casually informed me how much she had noticed the tooth fairy’s handwriting looked just like mine 🤔 she’s smart, it both let me know she knew what was up but was still low key enough the gravy train kept coming for the rest of her teeth lol
My wife writes it with her left hand, to avoid this very issue!
Whenever I try that the text just looks like it was written by a stoned wombat
I tried this as a kid, but i lost the tooth after day 2 and bungled the whole thing
SCIENCE 99
I did this as a kid as well, though I never confronted my parents about it. I just quietly died a little inside as the whimsical magic of my childhood was eclipsed by the cold truth of our reality.
The cold truth being that humans in general are a really bad source for facts. They lie to protect. They lie to save face. They lie because they don’t like the truth. And they accidentally lie because they don’t know better. No one can be trusted in this world. You have to fact-check everything. And we didn’t even have the internet back then.
Spoiler: wait until he finds out about God.
nsfw to protect people still believing in toothfairy?
u got off lucky. daughter found the Santa wrapping paper one year. lined everything up and did a full presentation for us.
We (sibling and I ) thought we were smart and did something similar with Santa when we were kids. We were then told “fine Christmas is canceled then” I can tell you we became believers full of Christmas spirit really quick.
Jokes on them, I occasionally forgot when my kid told me and just had to say I guess the tooth fairy was extra busy. Once I forgot 2 nights in a row. So this wouldn’t have been conclusive data.
Thanks for doing your part to keep the ledge alive lol
This is why you should check under their pillow every night, just in case they do some smart shit like this.
