would be the first cage fight i ever watched
Ironically, I actually saw the cage fight where The Undertaker took out Mankind. I was visiting someone who was a big WWF fan and they had it playing.
Non-scripted fighting? Can’t say I’ve ever watched that.
Widely regarded as one of the best wrestling matches of all time.
It was definitely the peak of the genre.
I miss ShittyMorph.
If you look into that event, its not entirely as scripted as you think, which is partly why it was such a shocking event. Mankind did take a huge risk and I’d argue he very easily could have died.
You realize that undertaker and mankind in a cage doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about, but that was something they did a few times a year from 1996 to roughly 2001.
That match literally has its own Wikipedia page. Very much narrows it down.
doesn’t exactly narrow it down.
I know which one you’re talking about
Way to contradict yourself 🙄
That match even has it’s own copypasta.
Even I, that live in Europe and have never seen a single cage match, knows about that one lol
The match where mankind was thrown off the top of the cage is by far the most famous match and regularly gets mentioned and memed about today.
We really are living in the Idiocracy timeline.
It’s way worse, Idiocracy had good faith leaders, our are pieces of shit.
they only had good faith leaders long after the pieces of shit had set the world up in a way where everything would be shit unless someone had some sort of cold storage device for humans that would wake them up 500 years later
Where can we sign up to be put into cold storage?
first you gotta join the army, then be the most average person possible, and also have no drive to do anything. good luck
I’m halfway there! But somehow I’m the second half of the way there.
well its pretty easy to join the army. just have a pulse and dont be a sleepwalker
We were supposed to see Zuckerberg and musk, but then musks mom said he couldn’t play. Then we were all sad.
We all knew Musk would bitch out.
Watch Junior try to spin this as a threat on his life and get Hunter gulag-ed. Wouldn’t put it past those thin-skinned crybullies.
The laptop would probably play a prominent role in the narrative.
Smacking someone with a laptop instead of a chair?
This is our regularly scheduled reminder that we absolutely need celebrity death match to be brought back.
Someone just rip the idea off if the rights are unattainable.
Now a fight to the death, that I could get behind. I’m thinking we give hunter a net and trident, and don jr idk. Gladiator game, nationally televised. Fuck yeah, let’s do it.
I want to see Hunter smash the shit out of stephen miller.
I’d like to see anyone clobber PeeWee Himmler, but I’d prefer it to be a minority, and/or a woman. I’d LOVE to see an Abuela beat him into a sobbing fetal position with a chancla.
Yes! That would be a sight to behold.
For anyone who doesn’t understand what “la chancla” means: https://youtube.com/shorts/kZHfSX1CK-c?is=XV0B0vW7WSQc0dZS
Let’s fucking go. Should be a monthly fight.
One of the first big civ’s in SEA ( I forgot if it was the harrapans or in (one of?) the first megacity, near present day angkor wat), The king had to climb a pretty steep climb after every day of work, so if they got really old or glutonous, he couldnt use the kings house and thus not be king anymore. Obv the idea is flawed, but I kind of like the idea of a built in physical test, that would disqualify you from a position of serious power if you fail to pass it.
You’d also get pretty fucking shredded if you were king for a long time.
I like it. Even if you had a disabled president or leader. They could still have a basic physical ability test. Seems reasonable
It’ll never happen. They are bullies. Push comes to shove — cowards.
Even if it did it’s just to play poor people, IMO.
Get me a realtime fact checked debate with real questions from the public!
Okay but I want to be on that fight card. I have challenged Stephen Miller dozens, maybe even hundreds, of times at this point.
I’m pretty sure in a fair fight I could take RFK and Kid Rock together.
RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie
Let’s go!
Promise to also give him a wedgie and a wet willy for me. For the good old times sake.
I’m gonna make him cry and eat dirt.
I absolutely hate this timeline 🙄
I’m in! Any situation where trumps get punched in the face is ok by me.
I’d watch that.
I mean the vulgarity of the event is obvious. And the mental image of Hunter bitchslapping Jr is enticing.
However this kind of exchange in itself is so far of the classy scale, more in the trailer park terms of conversation.
Yeah, but in the trailer parks, they’re all debating who would win that fight.
Who fucking cares? The US left needs to give up on the “high road” bullshit. It does nothing but harm.
I feel the need to stress that this is not a us thing only. I feel that trying to be better is the inverse of useless, it’s quite essential.
And we should hold our leaders to that standard.
That’s nice. I’m ready to fight to win, personally.
Fight dirty. Pack every court, add seats, gerrymander the life out of every county and up, abuse every rule and gentleman’s agreement. It all ends when those things become enshrined in law. No more wringing hands and strongly worded letters. Sometimes the bully just needs a bitch slap to make the trip back to reality.
I guess I just value actual ideals and actual action to some kind of misguided, self-imposed, faux-kindness for PR
They go low, we kick them in the fucking teeth. Enough is enough.
Class is for grandmas. Grace is a useless concept which has no place in society imo
Without even a modicum of grace, society crumbles. Honour is still a thing even though it’s been pushed out of sight during this current admin-aggression. See graceless Jane watch society crumble. Crumble society, crumble.
I understand you feel that way
We should give them a couple of pistols and let them shoot each other instead far more civilized. I’m not even joking, though I’ll add that I’d swap jrs ammo for blanks.
Hunter is a piece of shit in his own right. The last thing we need is Hunter Biden as our new democratic “champion.” I hoped Jon Stewart would make a play, but I honestly think he’s too much of a bitch.
Hoping that they both literally kill each other 😈
That’s the sort of mutually assured destruction I can get behind.
