Simultaneously above average and below average! \o/
I call mine travel sized for the same reason.
See, the thing is. If someone with a little dick says something like this, they’re coping because their dick is small. If someone with a big dick says it, they’re lying because they don’t wanna admit they’re lucky. That’s how you disregard every argument
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Just buy a cybertruck and follow musk on twitter
You forgot the bit about rolling coal, a punisher logo, at least one thin blue line sticker, and always - always - feel the need to back into a parking space with the expertise of a 13 year old blind dog with parkinsons.
Look here bud. I only roll coal at teslas. Oh and that dick down the road fuck that guy.
Don’t forget your truck nuts!
What the hell; light bars, these are critical…you will never be afraid of the dark again with 1,000,000 lumen light bars.
Mine only takes up two.
My flaccid penis is less than an inch. It’s like someone glued an acorn to the bottom of my torso. I’m a grower, not a show-er. 😭
Become a femboy and start calling it your boyclit
It gets compact, for easier travel.
If you have issues being too long for your partner, you should know depth buffers exist.
If you feel like you’re too small for your partner, they likely have a toy you can use on them.
Regardless of size: learn to use your hands well and your dick wont matter as much
🧠 All the physical technique in the world pales next to setting just the right mood for your specific partner.
Just look into their eyes, gauge how they respond to your words and actions, and adapt to solicit more desire
Then crack them on your giant dick
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(I couldn’t be too serious.)
Question what to do if built like tuna can?
Embrace what God gave you. Women ain’t stickin’ Hitachi wands up in the canal.
Just rip that introitus apart
There are also sleeves that slip right over your member like an extender :) but also yeah, enjoy things with your fingers and tongue!
Now I would like to be able to compare this source to the ones I saw years ago that said the average was 5.75 and 6.1 and compare their methodology but I don’t still have those old sources.
Ya know, I saw this post title and my first thought was Did they measure from the base or the balls?
My hubby’s penis is the size of his forearms!! (Okay, his hands are weirdly close to his elbows; he always has to roll up his sleeves).
What the fuck does this even mean?!?
Is your husband a t-rex? 🤔
Did you mean to say forearms instead of underarms?
You get the picture.
But you seem not so sure.
Woohoo, the only thing above average about me! (Only just)
Not being racist. … Seriously guys, not throwing shade.
Race 100% plays a factor here. You mean to tell me that the average Chinese pee pee is 5.5 inches AND the average African tribal DICK is also 5.5 inches?
Come on. There is nothing scientific about this as it’s a measurement of genetic features, based on genetics. Race is also absolutely genetic.
At the absolute least they should corelate it with height.
I trust my scientific assessment from a person who says “African tribal DICK,” yeah okay
You’re right I was wrong. What I said is based on stereotypes and pop culture and not backed by peer reviewed study. It was ignorant of me to say Africans have larger genatalia than Chinese.
Considering saying African covers everything from the native tribes to white French men… Specifically pointing out as African tribal dick makes sense. Since even if you say native African that still covers a number of groups some of which have typically much larger dicks while others have smaller. The larger and the stereotypical ones that come to most minds as big black dicks. Being those of the native tribes and their descendants.
It would be like talking about male pattern baldness in America. Which fucking one? North? South? Are we talking the country of the USA?
If so are we talking about those of native African decent? Russian? Chinese? Or native Americans?
Unironically this is a great example of something that sounds racist actually not being racist in context. It could have been phrased or clarified better sure. But yeah… Big African tribal dick also just sounds funny. Lol
Besides the obvious problem of racialised body proportion comparisons (and more so: genitalia focused ones introduced as ‘Chinese pee-pee’ and ‘African tribal DICK’) - the term itself also remains one reliant on reductive exoticism that’s highly othering. Finding humour in stereotypes doesn’t negate harm.
Want to highlight a specific geography? Use the region. Want to highlight a specific population or ethnic group? Use that. Want to talk about your scientific racism and at least sound believable? - at least just use ‘sub-Saharan Africa’ so not everyone spots that you’re a nut instantly.
