Maybe she’s born with it

MICHAEL!

4. About 7 years after I was born I think

Pout

Now when you say “with him”…

“I’m so glad we got them. Doggy style is so much less exhausting now.”

The system is down.

That’ll do, Appa

Vim sorely underrated. Great tools/hotkeys. Felt like a master pianist clacking away while the terminal went berserk until suddenly the 2 hour job was done in 20 minutes.

No, thank you. I just finished using the toilet.

Okay but… doesn’t that still kinda support their point?

My brother, my fellow American, my friend, rugby is the more intense athletic endeavor.

You have definitely zeroed in on the point that makes football more intense, the big impacts.

Despite rugby having 2-3x higher injury rates, football dwarfs it in fatality rates by like 6x.

However, when you account for the deaths from heat stroke and heart attack caused by overworking a bunch of hypertensive fat dudes (“indirect causes”), they’re about equal.

Football just isn’t as athletically demanding and doesn’t inflict as much constant punishment. It’s entirely about that one big BOOM

This rings more true to me than trying to make people self police. Just make them feel guilty, weak, targeted.

Rings even more true that they’re just pandering to their base

The power of voodoo

IMO this administration values psychological impact well over function.

Just making the claim probably accomplishes their goal. Whatever ridiculous half measure they think of to “follow through” is an afterthought

“Why don’t you come back to my place and sample the seventh leche?”

Brother, may I ponder the orb now?

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, “Never gonna give you up!”

No no no. I gave them CULTURE! A wonderful work culture.

And security! Sure, not the security I decided I need for myself, and it’s only really present as long as they’re profitable to me, but security nonetheless.

After all, I had the idea and stuck my neck out to secure the financing, which is far more important than the actual daily labor that keeps things running.

We’re like a family, see.

You were head-butting children off the ship!

That, uh… that must’ve been horrifying to watch!

Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!

Well thank God that the children weren’t on board to see it.