We getting that Prime shipping on those ribs or regular shipping on prime ribs?
Do it for Dale!
I bet they all taste like shit since they’re rotten to the god damn core.
You eat it cuz it’s good for you, not cuz it’s tasty
Here in The Netherlands we once ate our prime minister. I can highly recommend.
I mean, I wouldn’t eat them directly because prions terrify me, but a nice cremated billionaire ash vineyard sounds lovely.
Rich asshole fireplace briquettes?
Elon likely tastes like shit
And likely has so much ketamine in his body that you’d have a hard time cooking it off
I didn’t mean to EAT ‘im… jus’ meant to rattle 'is cage!
I dont think JB ribs are prime lol
Be careful health risks abound.
The problem is they regenerate like bamboo. You chop one down and another sprouts up.
So you’re saying they’re a sustainable food source?
Even better as compost but yeah, they are pretty much renewable as long as capitalism exists.
This reminds me of that old post. Something along the lines of:
You just have to eat one billionaire. The others will fall in line.
And suitable for vegans too, including those whoa are vegan for the environment.
Yeah yeah, but have we actually tried consuming them?
If it’s wrong I don’t want to be right
I don’t get why people want to eat the rich so much. Doesn’t that cause prion disease?
You are what you eat. It’s just that everybody is trying to be the last one and avoid being eaten.
You can prolly get away with it if you’re not eating the brain.
It’s because I’m fucking hungry.
It’s a risk many are willing to take, especially if we can use their money for universal healthcare.
Nah gimme those back straps. Or I’ll take a thigh meat steak.
I’ve always wanted to try people so I have recipes
As long as we castrate him to purge the testosterone before the abattoir
Boar taint is real and not very tasty.
We can also use the rich as fertilizer. Let the sun and plants have a go at them, and then let the goats turn that into cheese and milk. :chefs kiss:
