It’s glowing green. The battery is already full.
Gotta love that now all drones in the EU can be easily charged with the same cables.
“Sorry honey I can’t make it today, I’m updating the software on my pigeon”
Bird loafs are awesome though. I have a bird loaf next to me currently. Chicken, not coo drone, but still.
I still have one of the old models where the charging port is in the belly like the Apple mouse, it’s so annoying ;-;
At least it uses USB C(loaca).
Thank god EU is on the side of avian surveillance 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
I thought they charged by sitting on powerlines?
They’re allowed the occasional work-from-home days.
that’s the standard model 867530B. i could only afford the 867530A
A version of the Matrix where Neo is a pigeon.
The flying scene at the end probably wouldn’t be so badass.
…and the sex scene in the sequel would be a bit more awkward.
coward
For you maybe
The battery levels really dove for me whenever I’d check my feed.
I almost groaned out loud. Fucking brilliant :)
Cyberjacking into a pigeon to hack its brain.
brain
Look who believes in the biological ‘science’ of birds.
It’s a cybernetic brain. 🤷♂️
If you use a damaged cable it cooks the bird with the power of electricity gifted to us by America’s favorite gay couple Thomas Tesla and Nikola Edison.
It’s my favourite way to cook a bird for my great grandma’s Nantucket bird dick casserole.
