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majestic guy@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago

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majestic guy@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 1 month ago
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    Some baby’s only half out.

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      Just keep refreshing. This number is live.

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      deleted by creator

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    Due to the recent supreme court ruling black people are 3/5 again.

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      You can’t get to a half by adding up fifths.

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        Anything is possible with American math.

        • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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          Add 5 whales and 34 prairie dogs and you get 26.5 elephants

          Multiply 14 cats by 31 dogs and you get an abomination unto god

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    Maybe its your mother that counts for 1,5? 😏

  • fubarx@lemmy.world
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    Simple math error. They counted limbs, then divided by four.

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      Over there, this how AI develops the cognition of “guessing.”

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    That’s what happens when your way of counting humans is an equation I guess.

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      It can easily be rounded before being displayed.

    • Pistcow@lemmy.world
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      Could have easily done a roundup function…

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    But you ain't got legs, Lt Dan

  • Don't forget to stay hydrated.🍉🍉🍉🍉🍉@sh.itjust.works
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      I watch that

  • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Stephen

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    My half brother.

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    Typical race condition because birth is not an atomic operation. Count function was called when baby was half in / half out.

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    Haven’t you ever heard the expression “half brother”?

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    Shark attack

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    Bunch of people are on the fence.

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    These guys would not make good cattlemen, they can’t round up.

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    They are probably using a formula to count, and forgot to round off.

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