It’s kind of frightening to see how many people in this thread have taken this completely seriously.
Fuck Newsom, but this is clearly tongue in cheek
I don’t think Lemmy gets satire very well. But even I’m surprised how many whooshes are going on in here.
Lemmy as whole is absolute ass at detecting satire, but I’ve never let that stop me :)
I think they might be bots. They read like YT comments.
I think he’s kinda smarmy but he is quite good at trolling Trump.
I get the joke, but I still dislike it.
The joke may have been funny for a spell, but I find it kinda stale now.
Very glad they’re spending time on stuff that really matters. Very epic!
Hah that’s funny, now talk to us about being “culturally normal” again.
Cool, now do “Calibucks”.
Gotta be careful with the fiber supplements.
Not even a “real id”
Politicians are getting as bad as the real estate crowd when it comes to publishing photos of themselves.
Cult of personality, but liberal.
Oh come on. I don’t even know who this guy is and even I can work out that it’s trolling Trump.
Woooosh
so the all capital letters and constant hyperbole didn’t tip you off huh??
It’s a joke
Haha good one. Newsom doesn’t have a personality.
what do you mean?
If only he cared as much about taxing billionaires as he cared about dunking on them.
Sweet jesus yes. And now we are faced with a potential new billionaire to rule over us.
He forgot, “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.”
Thank you for this matter to your attention. I like rearrange sentences like this. 🤷
He might use ENJOY! - GOVERNOR GCN as his tagline
Newsom is a dildo, but his team has the right idea memeing on cheeto man
It’s the best way to attack Trump. You can point out all of his lies and hypocrisy until you’re blue in the face but it won’t matter because he doesn’t care about reality nor do his followers.
Trump is a bully, and like all bullies he can give it out but he absolutely cannot take it. He’s got onion thin skin, trolling him is the best way of retaliating.
The first couple times were entertaining but I’m frankly tired of it now.
I gotta admit, he’s a really good troll. Still don’t want him to be president.
we can just attach his social media manager to someone good and get all of the positives
you just know
I know, and I hate it.
In 2028 we’ll have a AOC > Newsom handoff in the same vein as Bernie > Clinton.
Not so sure that will happen, Republicans want Newsom to be the Democratic party candidate but since he’s been obviously going for the position since before Covid it has allowed for a lot of his shady shit to make it out and I think that will hurt him bad in the primary.
My favorite word in politics: Primaries! Get working now, newscummers sure are!
What exactly is a news cummer?
And it’d be nice if he weren’t fighting for billionaires in California.
How cool would it be if each person’s portrait looked like this on their license tho…
That would be awesome! My current license looks like a mugshot because they told me not to smile.
Newsom is pathetic. Here’s to a full 2028 primary where he finds out exactly how unwanted his politics are before he gets anywhere near that nomination.
Is the democratic party actually going to talk about politics this time around? Or will it just be more “I’m not that other guy”.
I completely agree and dread how the Dems will push him to the front despite the voters picking an actual progressive candidate.
But I do have to admit some of his trolling does make me laugh and the fact that the PedoKing and his magat worshipers are butt hurt by it does bring a smile to my face.
I don’t need zero effort shitposts, I need healthcare
Agreed, we should have universal healthcare. But you know as well as I do he’s bought and paid for by the lobbies and he’ll never allow it. Might as well enjoy the shit posting pissing off the fascists since that’s going to be the best we ever get from the soulless ghoul.
I’ll take the shitposts if it leads to healthcare.
Won’t be with Newsom on the ticket though.
Shit slinging is never going to be the core of your messaging, if you actually have good policies to offer
Won’t be with Newsom on the ticket though.
Get organizing!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
