https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=15886728

And remember,

Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphising Larry Ellison. You need to think of Larry Ellison the way you think of a lawnmower. You don’t anthropomorphize your lawnmower, the lawnmower just mows the lawn, you stick your hand in there and it’ll chop it off, the end. You don’t think ‘oh, the lawnmower hates me’ – lawnmower doesn’t give a shit about you, lawnmower can’t hate you. Don’t anthropomorphize the lawnmower. Don’t fall into that trap about Oracle. — Brian Cantrill (https://youtu.be/-zRN7XLCRhc?t=33m1s)

And

I actually think that it does a dis-service to not go to Nazi allegory because if I don’t use Nazi allegory when referring to Oracle there’s some critical understanding that I have left on the table […] in fact as I have said before I emphatically believe that if you have to explain the Nazis to someone who had never heard of World War 2 but was an Oracle customer there’s a very good chance that you would explain the Nazis in Oracle allegory. — also Brian Cantrill (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79fvDDPaIoY&t=24m)

Holy shit OP you killed him

In this day and age, literally anything sounds like it could be true, so I try to take some especially inflammatory things with a healthy grain of salt.

Also, with a suspiciously generic name like “Free Press”, you bet I’m looking at your credentials!

AI guy is bad at coding

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Will you enjoy anything our universe shows you? Are there things that bring you joy in life? Will you touch grass? What about filling the void in your heart with wonder instead of worry?

Philosophical shithead here!

A 15,000,000,000,000 bulb, of course!

But how could we know that that object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb is even real? For all you know, that massive object illuminated by a 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen bulb could be a fiction, a simple 15,000,000,000,000 Lumen shadow upon the wall!

Hmmm, human chains ended horribly for the protesters a couple months back, I wonder how this will

Taco order #72726

In the Sol system???

Today will be Ketamine day at the local school zone. There will be nothing like it!!1!! Open the Fuckin’ Ketamine stash, you crazy bastards!!! Praise be to Allah.

• JEDI MASTER Yoda

What are you talking about??? Obvious limps are heavily linked to inelegance and a lack of physical grace.

They may wander back, but never elegantly!

Consume Ketamine, I must. Into Honda Civic to seek more, I must go.

Nuh uh

Read it again, this is World of Warships, not World of Peaceships, SMH my head

TIL Brits have bigger pints, not just small baby sized shots! Does it balance out?

MF DOOM had something to say

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dERcdvcXuE0

Reminds me of the concept album “I Killed Darnell Simmons”

100 people took an e-scooter or e-bike somewhere, and will probably take them back homeward ince the even is over, what’s the problem? Should there be another parking lot instead?

April Fools!