• Jessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        2 months ago

        Treating Really Undesirable Motherfuckers Poorly ACT. The aim of the bill is to mandate that citizens continually shout at fascists when they appear in public. This also calls on chefs and cooks to incorporate jizz into each dish they prepare for a fascist. Hotels would be required to kick the fascists out somewhere between 2-3am each night.

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          2 months ago

          We will make allowances for female chefs or chefs who can’t produce jizz in the moment, by allowing them to simply spit into the dish.

        • root@lemmy.wtf
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          2 months ago

          You just created a “fascist” class thats poorly treated

          for all you know, you wake up one day and the government declares you a fascist for pirating movies

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      2 months ago

      that’s what you needed to do before you let fascists take the reigns.

      it’s still crazy to me that Biden and every democrat called him a fascist but did nothing to stop fascism and when he won they sat down with him and shook hands and gave the keys to the entire system to a fascist.

      like, ok. this is what you get. if you don’t stop them, they’ll stop you.