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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前

You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.

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You have all been outstanding shitposters this weekend and you deserve a treat. Have a Beankie.

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gigastasio@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 3 个月前
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  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Make the cake part corn bread and this would absolutely slap.

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      Better with chili.

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        I would eat TF out of that.

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      This isn’t that different from those misguided souls who put sugar in their cornbread and/or make it like cake. Pan fry it in some butter for a few minutes and I bet it’s killer.

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    Oh, shit. Is it that time?

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      Those Brits think they’re being so clever with this one.

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      i refuse to acknowledge that as two pieces of toast.

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    Hear me out: fill the Twinkie with banana pudding.

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      They make a banana flavored Twinkie already.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    I can’t believe you’ve done this

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    Next time I want beans filled with cream

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      “Cream beans” really rolls off the tongue nicely

  • Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip
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    :(

  • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    an original flavor beankie? no thanks, i only eat rootin’ tootin’ flamin hots beankies, fun for every hole.

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    Would.

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      Might

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    Oddly enough, this is a real thing more or less in Asia. Red bean inside of a baked good.

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    Incorrect title. This is clearly a Tweanky.

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    For a brief second I thought that was a baguette and you’d invented beans in toast and my British self was about to scream in ecstacy

    Edit: Actually you know what I’m going to Tesco tomorrow and making the branston filled baguette a reality

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      pls @ me when you post photos and an update

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    I used to think my wife was a monster… But now I realize I’ve misjudged her.

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    deleted by creator

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    God this is my heaven

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    🤢

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