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minus-squarelumpenproletariat@quokk.aulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54arrow-down3·8日前“Junior please walk 30cm to the left and do this task that would have been easier for me to do than ask you to do it”
minus-squareHonytawk@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·7日前She uses her child as a radiation shield.
minus-squareMyVeryRealName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·7日前Junior ought to be able to do his work
minus-squaremodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up42·8日前It’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too. Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.
minus-square5too@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·edit-27日前It’s faster, cleaner, and far more efficient for me to clean my kids’ dinner plates. And if I always do it, they’ll never do it on their own.
“Junior please walk 30cm to the left and do this task that would have been easier for me to do than ask you to do it”
30cm can make a big difference
She uses her child as a radiation shield.
Junior ought to be able to do his work
It’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too.
Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.
It’s faster, cleaner, and far more efficient for me to clean my kids’ dinner plates.
And if I always do it, they’ll never do it on their own.