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lelgenio@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前

A good book can change your life

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A good book can change your life

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lelgenio@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 年前
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  • PeWu@lemmy.ml
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    Can confirm, that after learning rust, my friend automatically converted to femboy with an owner. (Saw their Twitter bio)

    • MickeySwitcherooney@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      One of my friends came out as trans shortly after telling me they enjoyed Rust.

      • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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        Can comfirm I played the game rust and became the greatest racist there ever was 🏎🏎🏎🏎🏎

        • hmmm@sh.itjust.works
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          “Life is race, be racist” - Random Internet user

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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            my bars are big and they keep getting bigger that’s cause Jesus christ is my ______

        • PeWu@lemmy.ml
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          The greatest racist that’s ever lived

          • u/unhappy_grapefruit_2@lemmy.world
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            Vroom Vroom 🏎🏎🏎

      • itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        … I realized I’m trans shortly after starting to learn Rust. Are you telling me there’s a casual link?

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    Maybe I’m not Rusting enough.

    • embed_me@programming.dev
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      Correct.

      Source: am a crusty-asian

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    This. This is how you get me to try your programming language.

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    Are you saying dessalines is a hot femboy?

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      Let’s ask him @[email protected]

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    Rust: it will take 10 months to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    Zig: it will take 10 days to build the app you want, but it will run super fast.

    You get to pick one cult. Which one is it?

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      Rust: works

      Zig: segmentation fault

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        So how is Zig different from C or C++, then?

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          Much nicer than C, much simpler than C++, much less cruft than both.

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          @CanadaPlus @unique_hemp the biggest difference is that they don’t make any memory changes invisibly

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      Rust has cute crab

      Zig has scary lizard

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      Zig isn’t even v1 and without any API stability guarantees.

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        It finished even faster when it crashes right?

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          Development paradigms spearheaded by MySQL and PHP, where it was discovered that you can be really fast if you don’t care about getting the right answer.

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      I’d like to point out, the value add of Rust isn’t speed, it’s safety in a low-level language. C is also just as fast, it’s just that Rust guarantees safety in a wide class of potential catastrophic bugs with little to no runtime overhead, by using the design of the language and compiler.

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        That’s very true. My main issue though is the steep learning curve

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      Idk I just wrote a simple cli tool in 2 hours in Rust. Complete with arg validation, actually helpful --help output, and parallelisation.

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      Never heard of zig before, thanks

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      I dunno man… having “no macros” as a selling point?

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      I wanted to try zig a couple of times now but was always put off by lacking tooling and generally bad compiler errors. Its kinda hard to justify spending time on something if you see the compiler point out an error inside a standart lib zig file and there is no directon for a fix whatsoever. Im hoping it’ll get better because the language seems really great

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    I am a simple man. I see Astolfo, I upvote.

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    It’s like a shower for developers

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    OK you got me.

  • A7thStone@lemmy.world
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    I’m s simple

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    🤣🤣🤣

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    Removed by mod

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