Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good

  • Hanrahan@slrpnk.netEnglish
    2·
    8時間前

    I’m 60, this is me :( still squatting but def my body doesn’t squat as much and every thing creaks on the way down and up! and longer to recover and after i need to slump in my recliner feeling fcuk3d for 30 mins (have a home gym)

    fuck it. Deadlift day tomorrow, MTB ride on Sunday

    • 1984@lemmy.today
      3·
      3時間前

      I keep hearing this but I feel like it cant be true for the majority. For me, I felt strong and healthy all the way up to 50, and I still feel good. I didnt even exercise, but now ive started since about a year back.

      I dont understand how 30 can feel like your body is failing unless you do very hard physical work or if you are eating very unhealthy or something. So im interested in understanding whats causing this…

      Are you having tons of sugar, fat food, stress,…?

  • TouchMacaque@lemmy.caEnglish
    19·
    16時間前

    This reminds me, have your ever thought about how Jesus definitely masturbated or if he didn’t he at least had wet dreams?

    The shroud of Turin managed to keep it’s shape because it was Jesus cum rag, it’s basically paper mâche.

    Now you might say “but touchmacaque, that’s blasphemy!” But I’d like to counter with the fact that we’ve all made our own cum paper mâche just like our Lord and saviour, in a way were just following Jesus.