phudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agoGetting older is so much funlemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1506arrow-down11file-text
arrow-up1505arrow-down1imageGetting older is so much funlemmy.worldphudgins@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 17 hours agomessage-square20fedilinkfile-text
Image of skeleton lifting a barbell on the shoulders, overlaid with text: My body is a MACHINE That Doesn’t work Very good
minus-squareTouchMacaque@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·15 hours agoThe trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·14 hours agoThe second cumming of Christ?
minus-squareMelodiousFunk@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·12 hours agoIt’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
minus-squareCapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·12 hours agoThe second cummings of Christ. Fixed it. Thanks.
The trick is to be easily forgotten, that way no one will remember me until they find my very own shroud of cum long after I’m dead
The second cumming of Christ?
It’s gonna take more than two to hold the shape for a couple thousand years.
The second cummings of Christ.
Fixed it. Thanks.