“vi remains open, and so is my patient!”
Not funny. A neurosurgeon did that to me and now I have to take pills for my kernel panic attacks.
Why take pill, when you can install schnapps?
Run Doom on it!
Wrong community. This is for c/selfhosting.
“I self hosted a vital organ 'cos fuck google”
But who is the self who is hosting?
Does it run Doom?
There’s going to be a Skyrim release in about a week. The patient will wake up in the back of a creaking wagon.
Yes, but the heartbeat will be synced to the gameplay.
And when you die, you really die.
Not if you hack the matrix

If it does, you should probably go to the E.R.
I have never had an original thought. And I’m 8 hours late.
Doomfibulator
Latest kernel update broke my heart, literally.
Don’t forget to oveclock it so you get more performance
Imagine how wild the ride would be if it ran Arch…
Easy to retrieve and reuse once done

DON’T BRICK THE DEVICE!!!
.Debfibrillator
Killall kills only one.
But can you play Doom?
Good one. Honestly. Well done.
Fetch or it didn’t happen…










