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- cross-posted to:
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Why aren’t we doing this? I personally haven’t found the option to turn into a bat yet
Literally the only issue with the plan
Ethicists were too preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn’t stop and think if they could.
Have you tried becoming a vampire?
Think of how long it would take to count that high
One! One aeon of eternity, ah ah ah! Two! Two aeons…
“We expected that they fly around each other and they never have physical contact,” Hristov said. “We have found, shocking to us, that bats crash into each other quite often. It’s a messy situation, but generally it’s very safe and it works very well.”
This implies a ideal gas law for bats, an ideal bat law, bat liquid, bat solid, and bat plasma
Cricket might know a thing or two about the bat law
In the US, only 33 cars for 50 people is optimistic
I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the [email protected] community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.

I simply wasn’t aware of the community, I’ll remember it next time
It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!
Vampire propaganda.

I don’t recall this version of Batman but I’m all for it.
What we do in the shadows tv show
I didn’t know Matt Berry was in that
The 50 pedestrians vs 50 people in a bus is messing with my brain.
Yeah they must really be crammed in there.
Double decker?
50 pedestrians the way they prefer it. A bus with 50 people on board, where everyone is in each other’s personal space.
that’s gonna be one hell of a smush in the cage match
So a bus is more space efficient than pedestrians?
If we ever run out of room for humans to walk around I think we’re cooked busses or not.
The nice part about riding the bus is you can kick back, relax, and smoke a ton of weed while you travel.
Just like the driver!
It’s more efficient to stack pedestrians on top of each other.
Wasn’t there a horror movie about that?
Yeah, fuck busses. Bats are way more eco friendly.
you can make them eat other bugs too it’s so eco friendly
Where do I invest?
Squeak at the sky after dark and some guys will show up.
Imagine the amount of mosquitoes you could fit.
Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.
Yeah but you have that wasted space where all the bats flesh and bones are, that could be used to fill with more mosquitoes.
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By beer?
And now the traffic report:
“I’m over Ventura Blvd., and all the vampires walking in the Valley are heading west.”














