Either the world is ending or Chuck Norris tried to self harm. There’s no other explanation.
+++BREAKING NEWS+++ he dead now
US Healthcare FTW!! U-S-A! U-S-A!
Damn the only thing that could kill Chuck Norris was US healthcare all along
He looked great for 86
Damn is he Donald Trumps arch enemy? The size of the hands…
Quite the opposite, he was a Trump supporter.
Gods, I can’t wait for Chuck Norris to die just so the stupid ‘jokes’ will too. They were never funny, and Norris is a piece of shit
Quick quick mention Donald Trump
Lol, not even sorry.
Rot in piss chuckles.
Well, he did
Surely the jokes died like 15 years ago?
Anyway, he’s a piece of shit
They’re not that dead, you can smell their stench in this thread
Chuck Norris won’t have died, he’ll have found another realm to dominate
I’m imagining he’s in an isekai rn
Has jokes about being unkillable
Dies
Chick Norris didn’t die, he was too much for this world
Chuck Norris will never die, nazis seem to respawn
You mean the hospital has been rushed to Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is a POS. Hes a massive outspoken bigot. The chuck norris jokes are lame now because he has become the joke. What a fucking loser.
Under Chuck Morris’s racism is another fist! And it’s up Trump’s ass!
More like another tongue
his whole persona is a being a " conservative Texan" cant get anymore obvious than that
I upvoted all of these comments.
My brother in Christ, we’re in the shitpost sub.
Its still a post glazing a bigot
Yea I’m with ya on this. Fuck Chuck, he’s a cunt.
Chuck a cunt, he’s fuck.
And you certainly did post shit. GG I suppose.
Pointing out what a shitbag someone is seems entirely appropriate for the comments of a shitposting community though.
What exactly do you take that to mean?
100%!
That’s part of the reason we’re making Chuck Norris jokes instead of sympathising one iota. May as well have some fun.
Looks like the medical emergency had a Chuck Norris in the end.
Yeah right, the only way he’s going down is if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and Monty Python and the Holy Grail’s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S Preston, Theodor Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast and kicked Chuck Norris and his cowboy ass.
He dead
Oh fuck
Man, that would be the bloodiest battle the world ever seen
more like found dead in his bed in a pile of his shit. A fitting end.
That fight would rage on for a century and claim many lives
And Dangermouse and Bananaman and Roger Ramjet.
Earlier Chuck I would be more concerned. Like Meatloaf it will be more of a relief that he can’t fuck up any longer.
Next that piece of shit Clapton though. Music thief, xenophobic racist, there’s nothing to like there, just die Eric.
Edit: Chuck’s dead, March 20
Wait drop the tea about Clapton killing a child
His son, fell out the window, like 56 floors.
I’m going to take that part back though, I had been told he was high and neglect caused it which doesn’t seem to be true. His son ran toward a floor to ceiling window that didn’t have a window in it.
Do you know the difference between a bag of coke and a small child?
˙ʍopuᴉʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʎlɟ ǝʞoɔ ɟo ƃɐq ɐ ʇǝl ǝʌɐɥ ʇ,uplnoʍ uoʇdɐlƆ
Iirc he wasn’t even there at the time
Let’s not forget Van Morrison in this discussion!
Wow, he went from goofy to full on nuts. But for every Van Morrison there’s also a Neil Young, or that’s what I choose to believe anyway.
Just learned about his shittiness earlier today. Sucks as a huge sandman fan. I’ve learned to not look into ANY artist if I want to continue enjoying their works.
LOL, that’s Neil Gaiman, the author. The only controversy with Neil Young, the singer, that I’m aware of was him taking his music off of Spotify because of Rogan, but that only lasted 2 years.
Chuck Norris doesn’t suffer medical emergencies: medical emergencies suffer Chuck Norris.
Is the hospital okay?
Has anyone asked AI if this is real?
Imagine if Chuck goes before his god, Dotard.
…and finds out she’s black…
Chuck Norris isn’t a harbinger of the apocalypse, he is the apocalypse.
I guess we avoided Armageddon this time
The injury decided to stop existing when it realized who it was attacking.
