thagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agoOk, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square70fedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down11
arrow-up1267arrow-down1imageOk, which of you trolls started this?lemmy.dbzer0.comthagoat@lemmy.dbzer0.com to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square70fedilink
minus-squarekinkles@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up87·2 months agoI was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoIt keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
minus-squarewhiskybourbon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·2 months agoJokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoOne of those detachable penises eh?
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoNo way, the new one with the vibration function? I’m jealous.
minus-squareWhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·2 months ago7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
minus-squareGeeDubHayduke@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoSometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
minus-squareWereCat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoHow do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?
I was really skeptical about this, but after a few weeks I realized my keys were wrapped in aluminum foil and I actually started feeling safer
It keeps the microplastics from infecting your penis in your pocket.
Not my pocket penis!
Jokes on them. I quit carrying my penis in my pocket ages ago
One of those detachable penises eh?
No way, the new one with the vibration function?
I’m jealous.
7 settings. Not much to look at but it will wreck the outside.
Sometimes, people say i should get it attached permanently, but, i dunno… I LIKE having a detachable penis.
How do you know that i’m carrying a spare penis in my pocket?