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minus-squareSiethron@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up133arrow-down1·1か月前That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
minus-squareits_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up80·1か月前It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
minus-squarepsycho_driver@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·1か月前I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
minus-squareassassinatedbyCIA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1か月前I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
minus-squareByteJunk@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·1か月前I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
minus-squaretryagain@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1か月前I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1か月前No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
minus-squareRivalarrival@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1か月前That’s an occultist. An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
minus-squareTehhund@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1か月前You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
minus-squareBeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·27日前You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
minus-squareT00l_shed@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1か月前He should have had his scribe write the joke
minus-squareRakonat@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1か月前Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Ophthalmologist
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
That’s an occultist.
An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
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He should have had his scribe write the joke
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!
No such thing